Thursday, 23 July 2015

How Prophet Kanyama Fail to Resurrect After Asking Church Members to Bury Him Alive so He Could Summon Powers!


What a waste!!! This handsome man of God has "over-done" it! What kind of power is he looking for in the grave? Na wa o! Maybe he's still looking for the power in the 'life beyond'! Anyway, thank God he went looking for the power by himself and he did not ask any of his church members to do it for him like the South African Pastor!

According to local newspaper, Zed 24 News, Prophet Shamiso Kanyama from Zimbabwe was summoned by a family to help them cleanse their house of evil spirits that was causing deaths in their family somewhere in the village of Mazonde. Then he asked the family to bury him alive so that he could summon more cleansing powers to heal the family that had been plagued by mysterious deaths.

Responding to their request to perform a healing ceremony, Kanyama had ordered his followers to dig a grave and bury him alive because that was the way he summoned more healing powers to ward off evil spirits. However, the plan backfired on the prophet when instead of being resurrected as he supposed, the men dug up the grave again to find him dead.

"Kanyama helped to dig his own grave before praying and jumping inside," Father Zvidzai, who has turned State witness, told the High Court. "He continued that after laying face down in the grave, he then...
ordered his followers to start covering him with soil."

The accused family members were made to appear at the High Court in Harare facing a murder charge for participating in the death of self-professed Prophet Shamiso Kanyama, who accidentally died during a healing ceremony.

“He pegged a grave-shaped pit in front of my hut and asked for help to dig the pit,” Zvidzai continued. “Deceased requested to be buried alive so that he would gain power to drive away the evil forces.”

Fearing for the life of the prophet as the men were in the process of filling the grave, he requested the men to stop what they were doing, Joseph Taderera told Justice Tagu.

However, they ignored his pleas when Kanyama urged them to continue the process of burying him alive, stating that he would rise from the grave unharmed.

“I warned the men about the danger of their actions, but my advice fell on deaf ears because Kanyama shouted, telling me that I am disturbing his angels, and urged them to continue filling the grave, saying that he would later come out alive,” Taderera said.

IHarare says Justice Tagu heard how the cleansing ceremony had to be performed on that day because there would be a memorial service for a departed family member on the following day.

7 comments:

Simply Grace said...

haahhahahah, tessy u no go kil person wit laughter. ur first paragraph is very funnny

Anonymous said...

Abi oooo. Let him keep looking for the power that is not lost.

El-Shaddai said...

My people perish for lack of knowledge.

k-leb said...

What is he thinking to have think of digging up his grave? Is there no other place for him to seek power than to bury himself alive. He suppose go drink rat posion now at least that is still better than pouring sand on him.

Anonymous said...

@k-leb, u no serious ooo. which one is better. drink rat poison?

Udoh Okocha said...

O ye of little faith. The prophet will rise after many days. Let them exercise patient at least for some days. He will resurrect with power he went to bring

Anonymous said...

Why are they prosecuting the family members now. They only helped him carry out his wishes now