I can't begin to imagine how
many comments I will have on this particular post because it's going to be fun.
Yes, you'll laugh reading funny comments and you will love to place yours for
others to laugh with you. Oya, let's go there.
Google has written fantastic
article, describing the pain a woman experience during child birth, but what
Google doesn't have is our experience. Whatever google has written cannot be
compared to what we pass through right before we give birth to our bundle of
joy and we are the only one that can tell the story.
There's nothing that can be
written that will prepare us for the excruciating pain we undergo when we feel
the first contraction and I mean absolutely nothing. So in our quest to manage and contain the pain,
we do lot of funny things without realizing them. So funny that we find it very
difficult to believe even after we are told. So funny that...
after we are told we
laughed and ask if we actually did it. So funny that when we look back or tell
a friend we laugh and wonder if we actually did it.
So, here's what we are going
to do: we are going to have a platform and in just three sentences tell us your
story. Yes, tell us the funniest thing you did during labor. Tell us how you
handle the contractions when it became strong. Tell us that funny thing you did
and let's us laugh with you!
So, am going to open the
floor...
When I had my first child, I almost
tore my husband's cloth. Lolz! When I had the second one, I punched a pregnant
midwife in the tommy twice and screamed at my husband to leave me alone!
So, what's your Story???
Keep the fun going!
26 comments:
I'm sorry am approving all your comments this late. I'll try and step up my game. I'm seriously trying to create a time for blogging but most cases I just sleep off.
Please you have my apology for not seeing your comment on time.
Lolssss. I bite my hubby until blood started flowing. He still has the scar on his left arm and won't stop showing me. Well, good for him cos he too suppose to feel the pain too
You must be vampire woman. Were u able to drink any blood? LWKMD
Chai, Tessy, you almost tore your husband's cloth ke, me I tore his cloth completely, removing 2 buttons.
Me, I slapped my husband's friend who came with my husband and was saying I should stop screaming. I slapped hin so hard that his eyes was filled with tears. I was told it was not funny but today we all laugh about it.
I was rolling on the floor naked. Is that funny enough for you? lolsssssssssss
I agree with you Tessy, no amount of words can describe the pain of contraction. My mother-in-law actually told me to hold unto the pain until it become more serious before I go to the hospital. I tried to do that, but the first contraction was unbearable. It was so serious that I almost fainted. nobody can hold that pain without screaming. We women are trying o!!!
God has said that He will not tempt us more than what we cannot bear and that's why He didn't create we men to give birth because He knows that we can't bear this pain. That's why she shifted the childbearing to you ladies and save us the pain and suffering of labor. Thank God am a man!!!
I would have said more than God judging you for that statement, but Tessy will not approve my comment so am just going to say God will forgive you cos u don't know wat u r saying.
Olodo Ni e. Go back n read ur bible cos the pain God had put in a man's life is to till the ground and that's what we will do for the rest of our lives but the women has to pass through the pain for just 4 or 5 times depending on the nos of babies u wish to have.
Mehn, I was screaming in tongues like I was going to die the next minute. In fact, I quote all the scriptures in the bible and when I finish I started to say things I couldn't remember
You. won't believe what I did because I still found it difficult to believe. Well, I didn't do anything funny until when the contraction was very strong and frequent. Then my hubby came close to pet me and I didn't know when I squeezed his throat. He later told me that he was begging me to leave his throat that I was choking him but I wasn't listening. It wasn't funny back then but now he just laugh.
I vomitted all over the place and what makes it funny was that I was rolling in my vomit. Can you imagine?
Oga oooo. Laugh do kill me finish. These comments are so funny. I'm loving this Tessy and I'll always visit your blog from now on. Pls mothers we want to read more comment to make us laugh oooo.
I'm suprise that a lot of people have these experiences cos I barely feel anything. I just walked into the hospital and I was sent straight to the labor room. Though, I feel serious pain but I can't remember doing anything naughty.
Omo, see story ooooo.
I didn't do anything funny, but I was in the second room when I heard a woman cursing her husband. She was cursing seriously for putting her in such condition. I had to stop and wonder if the man raped her or something cos it was like she didn't plan the pregnancy.
So after passing through all these some men will still lift up their hands and beat the same woman who suffered to give you a child? May God forgive our men IJN
I spite on the woman who was attending to me. She was dipping her whole hand into my virginal that I thought she was doing it intentionally to cause me cos she hate me. I spite on her repeatedly that they had to bring another doctor to attend to me.
There's nothing funny in my childbirth so am not happy that Tessy will make a joke out of something that almost caused some pple their lives. Anyway, I gave birth to my 2 children through Ceaserian Operation. So as u can see its not funny
I vomitted on my hubby. Well, it wasn't like I did it deliberately, but it happen that he was standing in my range of fire.
Thank God u post as annoymous and am sorry u gave birth through CS but if u wnt 2 remain unhappy 4 d rest of ur life then be my guest.
All pregnancy will almost cost us our lives but after we don giv birth there's nothing wrong in looking back at how God saved us and laugh about it. Me I enjoyed this post more.
Cos she giv birth through C-section does not mean she shuld spoil other pples mood or throw stone at Tessy. Pls madam park well next time cos I may not be nice when u come up here to spoil other pple's fun
My hubby said I was shaking him vigorously that his head almost fell off, but honestly I can't remember doing that.
I'm not yet married, but I was with my aunty the other day she wanted to give birth to her third child and it was not funny at all o. In fact, fear grip me cos I wonder if am going to suffer the same thing when am ready to give birth. Her eyes rolled up in pain. She was restless, screaming and begging God to let the pain go away.
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