This Is Very Funny... You Won't Believe How Church Reacts to Ebola

I got this from ThisDay newspaper and it's very funny. I want to believe it's just for joke. It was reported that one of the health attendants that attended to the Liberian Patrick Sawyer, but survived the ravages of the disease, went to the church last Sunday to testify to the goodness of God in her life.

Those giving testimonies were 10 in number and this woman was number four on the queue. When it was her turn to share her testimony with the congregation, she testified that she survived the ailment and had tested negative to Ebola.

Then it gets more interesting when it was time for her to return the microphone to the pastor to call the next person, this is what transpired...
    Pastor:              Don’t worry, give the microphone to the next person.
    Next Testifier:   (shifts back) Nooo, give it to pastor.
    Ebola testifier:   Pastor, take your microphone, he is not collecting it.
    Pastor:              Give it to the sister behind him.
    Sister:               Shuuooo! I don forget my testimony, may be next week.
    Ebola testifier:   Pastor, if you are not ready to collect the microphone, I will put it on the floor (heading
                             back to her seat).

Before she could turn back to return to her seat, everyone in the church had jumped outside for dear life.

Hmn.... I'm not sure if this is true, but why did Pastor refuse to collect the microphone? Lolzzzzzz!!!

Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion in Church

According to ThisDay, one of the health attendants that attended to the Liberian Patrick Sawyer, but survived the ravages of the disease, went to the church last Sunday to testify to the goodness of God in her life.

Those giving testimonies were 10 in number and she was number four on the queue. When it was her turn to share her testimony with the congregation, she testified that she survived the ailment and had tested negative to Ebola. When it was time for her to return the microphone to the pastor to call the next person, this is what transpired:

• Pastor: Don’t worry, give the microphone to the next person.
• Next person: (shifts back) Nooo, give it to pastor.
• Ebola testifier: Pastor, take your microphone, he is not collecting it.
• Pastor: Give it to the sister behind him.
• Sister: Shuuooo! I don forget my testimony, may be next week.
• Ebola testifier: Pastor, if you are not ready to collect the microphone, I will put it on the floor (heading back to her seat).

Before she could turn back to return to her seat, everyone in the church had jumped outside for dear life.

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