Tuesday, 29 April 2014

This Can't Be True: The Vatican Says Jesus Is Not Coming Back... He's Probably Flat Out!!!


I'm not finding this any funny at all because according to waterfordwhsipernews.com, the Vatican which happens to be the seat of the Roman Catholic Church Worldwide, was said to have admitted that Jesus Christ is not coming again.
The website quoted a spokesperson of the Vatican that it has officially announced that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.

Apology to all Catholic member, but this is Unacceptable!!!

It is reported that Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told waterfordwhispersnews.com that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to earth.

This was exactly how Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore was quoted:

# We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.

# It’s been ages like this. He’s probably
flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.

#Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: 'There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly.'

The Vatican defended Jesus’ 'broken promise', claiming 'he was probably drinking wine' at the time when he made the comments.

# Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.

# We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.

# The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.

Once again, apology to all Catholic Members, but do you really think the Vatican may be right after all?

11 comments:

xoxo said...

End time don come finish. Wetin remain make we hear.

Anonymous said...

In the last days the love of many will wax cold... Many will depart from the faith.

Julius says so said...

imagine what is coming out of the mouth of our so called Roman Catholic leaders. Its true the end is near!

Elliott said...

Is this a joke or something. They are the ones who looks high to me not Jesus Christ

Anonymous said...

This is not true right? Pls tell me its not true

Anonymous said...

Can't someone call them to order? I don't know a thing about the heirachy of Roman catholic but there must be a supeiror who will caution these so called leaders before its too late

King James said...

Is this a joke or prank or something? Tessy, pls tell me this is not true

Truth Seeker said...

This is heresy. If Christ is not coming back as they claim then they should just close down the Roman Catholic all over the world. I demand that all branches of Roman Catholic branches should be shutdown with immediate effect

Xchrist said...

Is that Pope Francis saying this rubbish? He should be probed

Sons of God said...

Father have mercy on them for though they are leaders they don't know what they are saying

Anonymous said...

So what are they still doing opening the churches, talking about Christ and keeping this in mind